Sticks and Stones :: Quid Immerentis :: Epode 6

I suppose that words will never hurt, but Horace mentions two instances in Epode 6 where they do. 

The first is Lycambes, a Greek man, who betrothed his daughter to the poet Archilochus. When Lycambes refused to let his daughter go through with the marriage, Archilochus mocked him so viciously in his iambic poems that both Lycambes and his daughter hanged themselves. 

The second is Hipponax. He was so ugly that the sculptors Bupalus and Athenis made statues of him to mock and ridicule him publicly. Hipponax retaliated with a shower of invectives. The two sculptors hanged themselves, too.

Is Horace that serious? Is he that angry? Does he want his enemy to commit suicide? Does he want that on his conscience? In Epode 19, as we’ll see, he is against the kind of poetry that led to Lycambes’ suicide. So what does Horace want? What’s his beef? Who has wronged him? 

Surely something has happened, for Horace turns himself into a raging dog of the Molossus or Spartan (Lacon) kind.

[The Molossus, an extinct breed but very much like Mastiff-type dogs, sometimes called Molossers. This Roman statue, on display at the British Museum and known as the Jennings Dog, is believed to be a molossus.]

And if that is not enough, Horace sprouts a set of horns. He is ready for the black teeth of an enemy full of lies and malicious gossip. If the poem is directed against a particular person, we do not know who that is. If the poem is directed at Rome or the political situation, we cannot be sure. And if the poem is directed at the misfortunes of his own life, we can only make guesses.

I suppose, after two thousand years, we’ll just have to enjoy this epode for what it is, a bit of iambic steam Horace just had to let off.

translation :: 

What! You coward dog against he-wolves

do rile undeserving guests! Why not, 

if you can, turn your empty threats here

and come after me-who-bites-back? For I, 

Molossus-like or golden Spartan,

a friendly force to shepherds, through high snows,

ears up, will pursue any wild animal ahead: 

that’s you, filling the woods with your scaaaary 

voice, and sniffing at food thrown your way.

Watch out, watch out, for I, roughest of all,

horns ready for low lifes, will attack—

like the son-in-law despised by faithless

Lycambes or Bupalus’ bitter enemy.

If someone, black-toothed, chooses me out,

do I unavenged cry like a boy?

translation © 2012 by James Rumford 

in prose ::

Quid! [Tu] canis ignavis adversum lupos 

hospitēs immerentēs vexas?!

Quin huc, si potes, 

minas inan[ē]s vertis 

et me-remorsurum petis?

Nam qualis aut Molossus aut Lacon fulvus, 

vis amica pastoribus, 

per nivēs altās,

aure sublatā,

fera quaecumque praecedet

agam:

et cum tu nemus voce timendā complesti,

cibum proiectum odaris.

Cave, cave;

namque [ego] asperrimus 

cornua in malōs parata tollo,

qualis gener spretus Lycambae infidō

aut hostis acer Bupalō.

An siquis 

dente atrō

me petiverit,

[ego] inultus 

ut puer 

flebo?

Original ::

Quid immerentis hospites vexas canis

   ignavus adversum lupos?

quin huc inanis, si potes, vertis minas,

   et me remorsurum petis?

nam qualis aut Molossus aut fulvus Lacon,

   amica vis pastoribus,

agam per altas aure sublata nives,

   quaecumque praecedet fera:

tu cum timenda voce complesti nemus,

   proiectum odoraris cibum.

cave, cave: namque in malos asperrimus

   parata tollo cornua,

qualis Lycambae spretus infido gener

   aut acer hostis Bupalo.

an si quis atro dente me petiverit,

   inultus ut flebo puer?

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